Fresh ideas in home defense

It's been too busy here for regular posting, I'm afraid. Occasional cute Wild-Thing-isms have been getting lost in the shuffle. Turns out that Overworked Spouse has been overworked for a reason: teaching college students is a lot of work. Who knew?

Most recent WT-ism:

(Scene: WT on his loft bed, preparing to throw stuffed animals on the floor.)

WT: I'm going to throw Pooh into the moat!

Me: That doesn't seem like a good idea. It sounds dangerous.

WT: No! It's safe! It's a moat for kids!