Where are we going?

Lately, Wild Thing has been playing a game where he leaves Overworked Spouse and me in the bedroom and runs off somewhere for about ten seconds before returning and declaring "I'm back!" When asked where he's headed, his answers vary. "Kansas!" "Pennsylvania!" "Granny's House!" etc.

Tonight:

Me: "WT, where are you going?"

WT: "Nowhere!"

Me: "Oh? And where is nowhere?"

WT: "In California!"

I know more than one person who would agree with that assessment.