Color scheme

Overworked Spouse tries to get Wild Thing to put his wet diaper, freshly removed, into the pail. His diapers come in a wide range of colors, it should be noted.

OS: "Wild Thing, please put your diaper in the diaper pail."

WT: "No! I don't throw away periwinkle things!"

In my book, if a kid is old enough to distinguish periwinkle from cerulean, he's old enough to use the *&^#$ potty.