Don't trip

This morning, Wild Thing engaged in an unusual behavior. Holding a tiny mirror from a travel kit up against his nose, he began to spin round and round in a wildly gyrating circle, emitting odd but enthusiastic groans and wails.

Wild Thing: OoooEEEEEOOOOO! WheeeOOOOOHHHHHEEEEE!

Overworked Spouse: Wild Thing, that's a very silly thing to be doing.

Me: I think it's time to stop giving him LSD right before bedtime.