New directions in international cuisine

Wild Thing tonight was keeping the Overworked Spouse in "jail." Her sentence: 100 minutes for "running into the street."

It being dinnertime, he summoned me to provide OS with a meal.

OS: "What sort of food is this, Wild Thing?"

WT: "It's veterinarian food."

OS: "You mean vegetarian?"

WT: "Um, yeah."

OS: "What would veterinarian food be?"

WT: "Oh, you know. Like Caribbean food! At the Caribbean restaurant!"